Nice Guy just chillin’ on the patio… all by his lonesome.*I go over and look at him* “Yes human? What do you want?”
*I give him THE LOOK and back away slowly as though I will run away* “OH… Its chase time?!
Then he runs through the house… (Unable to photograph, sorry) and makes adorable purr sounds!
Ramen King, Ramen King wherever you may be… TAKE THIS RAMEN OF MINE FAR AWAY FROM ME!
Where’d she get that rubbish? It doesn’t even start with “I wish“.
I wish the ramen king would come and take it away… right now! (Nice Guy appears and takes the ramen!)
Love me, fear me. Let me rule you… do as I say and I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE.
HUMAN, DON’T DEFY ME!
Thats not exactly how it goes but I’m sure people who have seen “That movie” will know what I’m on about : ) One of my first favorite movies of all time. Nice Guy plays a good villain me thinks.
Nature! The amazing open space… This is the kitty cat Kyoko.
His continuing mission- To explore strange new yards.
To seek out new life and scent realizations…
To BOLDLY SNIFF WHERE NO CAT HAS SNIFFED BEFORE!
(Star Trek music plays as Kyoko goes into warp drive)
‘Cause my friend is your friend and your friend is … NOPE!
Antiques cat show, brought to you by Kyoko the grey and white tuxedo cat!
Today he appraises a few of the household knick knacks including: A mouse, a fellow cat, and a raccoon.
Kyoko’s bite can determine what the object is made out of and his well defined taste buds can draw accurate conclusions about the age of an item by flavors in the dust sediment.
He was just so busy licking his fur that I caught him offguard when I spun the chair around and exclaimed “Ah HA”!