This is how I feel my hair looks after I shampoo it:
Got some 80’s hair goin’ there, little lion!
“What do you mean I’m in the way? I’m providing a valuable service by stopping that annoying clickity clacking sound from happening.”“Get my good side for the newspaper, I’m on the front page right?”“Oh no! I forgot, THIS is my good side… silly me.”(He is quite the big kitty these days, at least he keeps me warm while i can’t get my “work” done.)